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Monday, May 19, 2008

Labour accused of "telling the truth" in by-election

Labour have been accused of playing politics after calling Conservative candidate in the by-election for Crewe & Nantwich constituency Edward Timpson a "Tory".

Conservative MP Pickled Egg, who is running the Conservative campaign in Crewe, said the "old-style" tactics had "back-fired".

"Labour seem to think that people will vote on the basis of which party they would prefer to run the country. I think we have moved on. I think Britain is a more civilised place than that."

The Labour Party is said to be divided over the campaign, with people who no-one has heard of saying things that no-one can confirm hearing. According to a journalist who thinks he overheard another journalist in a bar somewhere, Labour Party strategists are split between those who think the by-election campaign should appeal to working class people in Crewe, and those who think it should appeal to working class people in southern marginals.

Jon Cruddas, the one-time failed deputy leadership candidate who turned down a government position to concentrate on being a newspaper columnist, said that Labour was making a mistake by pointing out the party affiliation of the Conservative candidate, and if Labour had really wanted to win the by-election it should've waited until after the COMPASS conference, where Neil Lawson would explain what lessons he had learnt from the 2008 elections.

Labour candidate Tamsin Dunwoody defended the campaign, suggesting what party a candidate for election belongs to is "relevant" and a "good pointer to their concerns, experiences and likely future actions".

And she said that getting activists to dress up as zombie Gwynneth Dunwoodys and chant "one of us, one of us, one of us" was just a "visual reminder of the very real differences between myself and Edward Timpson - our surnames".

Coincidentally, journalists have stopped talking about how unpopular Gordon Brown is and the election is no longer being described as a "referendum on Brown".

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