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Monday, January 15, 2007

Government to make claiming asylum a criminal offence

Claiming asylum will be a criminal offence under new government legislation.

The Asylum & Immigration Bill 2007 is the seventy-second such bill since 1997 and also introduces new standards of proof for establishing the validity of asylum applications. Under the new guidelines, all applicants will be thrown into specially created rivers. If they survive, they will be deported. If not, they will be granted refugee status immediately.

"Migration brings considerable benefits to the UK," said Home Secretary John Reid. "Our economy relies on low-paid foreigners doing long hours in shitty jobs. The problem is these African asylum seekers giving white American, European and Australian migrants a bad name. They don't work, they lounge around all day in detention centres and challenege the verdicts of our courts at every opportunity."

But all this is set to change under the New Asylum Muddle (NAM), which makes claiming asylum a criminal offence with a minimum sentence of six months. Foreign criminals will automatically deported at the end of their terms. The bill also gives local residents associations the powers to imprison suspected asylum seekers, except where they are Lib Dem fronts.

Immigration Minister Liam Byrne denied claims the new system was unfair, saying "No longer will asylum seekers have to spend months in uncertainty waiting for answers. Removal orders will now be issued immediately on arrival, eliminating false hope in a firm, fair system for all."

But the new laws do not go far enough, according to racist think-tank Migration Watch UK. "We are calling on the government to issue compulsory arm-bands to all asylum seekers" said Chairman Sir Andrew Green. "The time has come for the installation of gas-chambers in all airports. Nothing less than the British way of life is at stake."

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