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Monday, December 11, 2006

Iron lady dies

The body of a fourth prostitute found in a Leicestershire wood has been identified as that of Margaret Thatcher, according to unnamed sources.

Although three other prostitutes have been found in the immediate vicinity, police maintain a physical presence is unnecessary.

"She was a bright, bubbly girl with lots of friends and a good sense of humour," said one of her neighbours, adding "She was a prostitute? Must've been her fault then."

Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett spoke for the government, saying "We have noted the passing of Mrs Thatcher. We welcome the transition to an open, stable and prosperous democracy in Britain since 1990." Senior General Than Shwe said he was "saddened" by the news.

Mrs Thatcher presided over massive job losses and forced countless families into poverty, but maintained the measures were necessary to "save Britain from communism".

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently a reporter of the News of the World managed to get a blowjob in Ipswich dressed as Hannibal Lecter and the police didn't even bother him.

The Provisional BBC said...

That's probably because it's hard to strangle someone when you're wearing a straitjacket.

Anonymous said...

That's why you will never read about it on the News of the World.

Anonymous said...

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